xcarguy Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 :cuss: :banghead: :iamwithstupid: . . . . nuff said
Croc Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Yep - lopped the tip off my finger once with one of those thingys! Luckily I found the bit and they could reattach it. Welcome to the muppet club Shane! :cheers: I also never recommend mixing electric drills with alcohol....:banghead:
Paul Hill Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 So your martinis are likely shaken as opposed to stirred with a drill?
xcarguy Posted October 30, 2014 Author Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) You guys have nailed me down . . . . . Am I really that easy to read? Edited October 30, 2014 by xcarguy
Paul Hill Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Oh my, don't tell me.. You have played with nail guns too???
xcarguy Posted October 30, 2014 Author Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Oh my, don't tell me.. You have played with nail guns too??? How did you know? On a more serious note, I once shot a fairly large staple completely through a finger (right through the bone) with an air stapler; removal took a shot of Demerol and two cute nurses . . . . I think a doctor was also present. :jester: Edited October 30, 2014 by xcarguy
Croc Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 This is why I don't mix electric drills with alcohol: http://usa7s.com/vb/showpost.php?p=32745&postcount=1 I do also recall another time when I was living in Tokyo, 2 or 3 or more margaritas along and I tried to demonstrate how (not) to juggle a Japanese carving knife - it landed point down through the middle of my left big toe nail....:ack:
xcarguy Posted October 30, 2014 Author Posted October 30, 2014 This is why I don't mix electric drills with alcohol: http://usa7s.com/vb/showpost.php?p=32745&postcount=1 Good Lord, Mike! That had to smart a bit! Makes me cringe and laugh at the same time? :iamwithstupid:
NVP66S Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I had a bad bandsaw accident at home many years ago. I had a small piece of sheet metal, so small that it didn't stick out very far from the blade. I was pressing really hard on it to keep it from flipping up (which should have been the warning). The blade caught and flipped the piece up and I got sliced just like you. Kinda like drilling a thin sheet on a drill press. "I'll just hold it down real tight to the table so it won't spin when it catches". Instead of using the clamps or a vise, you get good at pulling your fingers away real fast.
xcarguy Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 Well, the 'finger' is healing up nicely. Sorry, just looking for humor in tragedy. :jester:
Paul Hill Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Good grief...did you slice the other 3 right off???:-D
Croc Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Yes - he did that opening a bottle of tequila. Those screw tops are so dangerous. Ask Shane to tell you about the time he got groin strain in a strip bar. He slipped in a puddle of beer on the floor! :jester:
S1Steve Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Well, the 'finger' is healing up nicely. Sorry, just looking for humor in tragedy. :jester: Hi Shane, Did I ever tell you about the time I got hit by a backhoe.... You are healing but not fixed....LOL
Paul Hill Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Steve Don't ya just hate auto-correct? Imagine.... turning black hoe into backhoe! Was that in the same strip club as Shane's encounter?
S1Steve Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Steve Don't ya just hate auto-correct? Imagine.... turning black hoe into backhoe! Was that in the same strip club as Shane's encounter? LOL.... You made me re-read my post.... Two second oh shit moment.... I'm sure it said Case 580.... Nice one Mr. Hill..... are you hanging out with Croc..LOL
Paul Hill Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Sadly have not had the pleasure of meeting many of the animals here, 2 occasions where attendance at a get-together went sour. One of these days? So I just lurk in the shadows here, ambush where appropriate. Your post was too easy an opportunity for even my 62 yr old feeble mind!
xcarguy Posted November 2, 2014 Author Posted November 2, 2014 Good grief! I wake up this morning to beer slippage, big black backhoes, groin injuries and . . . Oh yeah, Steve and I road together on the backhoe to the bar where all questionable occurrences unfolded. And you wouldn't believe how great a chick-magnet a backhoe can be at the right bar . . . Never did find my fingers after opening that beer.
Paul Hill Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Seems so wemtd. I thinks some even went so far as a lobotomy!
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