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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

 

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe

 

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

 

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

 

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

 

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

 

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

 

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

 

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

 

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

 

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

 

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

 

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

 

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

 

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

 

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

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It's beginning to feel like the movie Ground Hog Day. If you are not familiar with the movie, go watch it right now. I'll wait...>

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Very Buddhist, I think. Here's the new take on it in a commercial, not for the first time either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgBRvMmWk4&feature=emb_rel_end

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It's beginning to feel like the movie Ground Hog Day. If you are not familiar with the movie, go watch it right now. I'll wait...>

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Very Buddhist, I think. Here's the new take on it in a commercial, not for the first time either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgBRvMmWk4&feature=emb_rel_end

 

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So Coronavirus has messed up all our motor racing events and so series have migrated to iRacing and sim racing platforms to continue the competition.

 

It was with some skepticism, I received this video link. However, it is comedy gold. Setting the first corner slow motion to Chariots of Fire had me in tears.

 

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So Coronavirus has messed up all our motor racing events and so series have migrated to iRacing and sim racing platforms to continue the competition.

 

It was with some skepticism, I received this video link. However, it is comedy gold. Setting the first corner slow motion to Chariots of Fire had me in tears.

 

 

Robins just want to fly.

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So Coronavirus has messed up all our motor racing events and so series have migrated to iRacing and sim racing platforms to continue the competition.

 

It was with some skepticism, I received this video link. However, it is comedy gold. Setting the first corner slow motion to Chariots of Fire had me in tears.

 

 

Absolutely hilarious!

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Brought to you by your not-so-friendly COVID-19 pandemic.....

 

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Cool picture but I call Photoshop on that picture. Unless the wings were removed from the planes beyond the first one (and its right wing) the tails could not be that close together.

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