Coronavirus

[lucky dawg]

We'll, this explains a lot.

 

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[Croc]

Crocodiles invade Mexican beach abandoned due to coronavirus https://flip.it/Jq5FU1

 

 

 

 

Mexico is nice this time of year!

[scannon]

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

 

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe

 

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

 

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

 

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

 

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

 

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

 

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

 

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

 

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

 

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

 

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

 

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

 

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

 

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

 

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

[scannon]

  Croc said:

Crocodiles invade Mexican beach abandoned due to coronavirus https://flip.it/Jq5FU1

 

Mexico is nice this time of year!

 

When those beaches open up again the crocodiles are going to have a great food supply.

[panamericano]

  scannon said:

When those beaches open up again the crocodiles are going to have a great food supply.

 

And the price of crocodile boots and belts will go down.

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[panamericano]

It's beginning to feel like the movie Ground Hog Day. If you are not familiar with the movie, go watch it right now. I'll wait...>

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Very Buddhist, I think. Here's the new take on it in a commercial, not for the first time either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgBRvMmWk4&feature=emb_rel_end

[xcarguy]

  panamericano said:

It's beginning to feel like the movie Ground Hog Day. If you are not familiar with the movie, go watch it right now. I'll wait...>

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Very Buddhist, I think. Here's the new take on it in a commercial, not for the first time either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgBRvMmWk4&feature=emb_rel_end

 

[Croc]

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  Croc said:

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.....at home.....not flying. Trust me.....I'm adding wideness.:jester:

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[Croc]

:rofl:

[Croc]

So Coronavirus has messed up all our motor racing events and so series have migrated to iRacing and sim racing platforms to continue the competition.

 

It was with some skepticism, I received this video link. However, it is comedy gold. Setting the first corner slow motion to Chariots of Fire had me in tears.

 

[lucky dawg]

  Croc said:

So Coronavirus has messed up all our motor racing events and so series have migrated to iRacing and sim racing platforms to continue the competition.

 

It was with some skepticism, I received this video link. However, it is comedy gold. Setting the first corner slow motion to Chariots of Fire had me in tears.

 

 

Robins just want to fly.

Edited April 19, 2020 by lucky dawg

[xcarguy]

  Croc said:

So Coronavirus has messed up all our motor racing events and so series have migrated to iRacing and sim racing platforms to continue the competition.

 

It was with some skepticism, I received this video link. However, it is comedy gold. Setting the first corner slow motion to Chariots of Fire had me in tears.

 

 

Absolutely hilarious!

[panamericano]

Epic drive! Moving from back of the pack to FIRST place in the first lap! That lad's really going places.

[xcarguy]

Brought to you by your not-so-friendly COVID-19 pandemic.....

 

[scannon]

  xcarguy said:

Brought to you by your not-so-friendly COVID-19 pandemic.....

 

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Cool picture but I call Photoshop on that picture. Unless the wings were removed from the planes beyond the first one (and its right wing) the tails could not be that close together.