Just a few...
Q: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a Compassionate Conservative and a Mean Conservative are walking down the street. They see a $100 bill lying on the ground. Who gets it?
A: The Mean Conservative, naturally. The other three are fictional.
Question--why should you always take two Republicans fishing with you?
If you take only one, he'll smoke all your pot, but if you take two, they won't smoke any.
A liberal says "My glass is half full."
A conservative says, "Who drank half my water?"
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