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  1. Tom, I have a spare one in the shop, send me your shipping address and I will get it on the way. I'm assuming you will need the long spacer as well. Skip
  2. My sister stopped by one day while I was watching F1. She looked at the TV, looked at me and saw I didn't have a controller in hand. She said "great video game". I said it was real racing. She said it looks like a video game. I had a hard time convincing her it was real.
  3. Is Chapman rolling in his grave??? http://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-britishcars/lotus-confirms-suv-for-2019/32059
  4. Three Woman Golfers Three women are playing the 4th hole at Crow Canyon Golf course when a naked man wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The 3 women look and are in shock at the size of his Manhood. The first woman says, “ Well he definitely is not my husband.” The second woman looks at his manhood and says, “ He for sure is not my husband." The third woman takes a good look and says " He's not even a member of this club."
  5. This is alarming & scary stuff! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! . Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. . ( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. . ( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 10 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. . ( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:- . . 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. . . No further testing was considered necessary!!
  6. Mine is on the underside of the CF whisker on the left side of the nose cone. No problems, they always seem to bill me. I don't know about the Texas stickers but the ones here in Colorado cannot be removed from the windshield without destroying them.
  7. I watched a woman in a RHD original Mini do a 180 hand brake turn as she approached the toll both at Rocky Mountain National Park. She backed up to the somewhat surprised lady in the toll booth, handed her the cash, got her ticket and maps, backed on through, did another 180 and went on her way. You should be able to master that rather quickly in a Se7en.
  8. Russ, You need more HP, that way no passing zone is too short. :jester:
  9. The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote forObama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a huge 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing "Go Sarah" shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right between the Bear's eyes. The two other men pulled the semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?"
  10. A fine example of woodcraft but oak or ironwood might have lasted a bit longer.
  11. He's grunting, forcing air and blood into his system to counter the Gs he is pulling, otherwise he will blackout.
  12. https://www.youtube.com/embed/u4D0yx4DvBk?rel=0
  13. Mike, I don't recall singing that well and I sure don't recall all those babes hanging on my arm, but that may just be part of the halfheimers disease along with my advancing age. :ack:
  14. Check out this shift change: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203825558349827&fref=nf
  15. I've had the same problem with Soft Bits email. A phone call works much better. Other than that they produce a quality product.
  16. After the honeymoon: Dave decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat". Dave gets this horrified look on his face. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" "I wasn't."
  17. 59 Shades of Gray....or something. Four good mates have been going on the same fishing trip to the same place for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. When he tells his fishing mates, they are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later, the other 3 get to the campsite and are very surprised to find Sam sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, a cold stubby in his hand. "Wow, Sam, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you come along?" "Well, I've been here since last night. It's a long story. Last night, I was sitting in my lounge chair and my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off and there she was, wearing a see-through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles burning and rose petals all over the bed. Apparently, she's been reading that book they're all reading, you know, "Fifty Shades of Gray". On the bed, she had even put some handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she whispered to me, "Do whatever you want." So, here I am, fellas!
  18. OK, sorry it won't work for you. Good luck! Skip
  19. Thanks Shane, just curious where it is located, but its too far for me to travel for a track day.
  20. Where is Auto Club Speedway?
  21. :cheers: I wasn't aware of this until a friend sent me the link this AM. :cheers: http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/grab-a-frosty-one-its-national-beer-day/ar-AAaxECw?ocid=oie9fvrt Skip
  22. If you are talking about the three bushings in the rear A shaped frame that connects to the bottom center of the deDion tube I have a special made tool for that that I can loan you. It will push out the old one and install the new one.
  23. Soft Bits for Sevens makes one with a plastic window. I have one on my SV but it doesn't have the large CHMSL your car does. It works fairly well with the Mirrors for Sevens. They might be able to customize the window for your car.
  24. If only the Torsen diff was that easy to explain. :smash:
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