Croc Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 The garage and the house that comes along with it are for sale. The wife is well looked after as the house has a two story dressing room and shoe room. As an aside I know one forum member here has a wife with a shoe room bigger than the second bedroom in my condo. Sadly the garage and house are located in Florida, land of the straight and flat. But for those who have the money, such as Microsoft millionaires, HR flunkeys, psychologists, vets, attorneys, etc, a measly $20M is a drop in the bucket. Listing here https://www.smithandassociates.com/listing/FL/Thonotosassa/12321-Fort-King-Highway-33592/90679833 Fortunately this poor janitor cannot afford it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SENC Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 That would do nicely! But where is the work done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 . . . a measly $20M is a drop in the bucket . . . Hey, I’m all in.:cooldude: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I took the virtual tour. I think this place would be more than adequate:). The game room, which looks like it was inspired by Dave and Busters, has side by side virtual racing machines. That alone makes me want this place. Annual taxes are only 6 figures. I think I'd use that to insist of the county naming the high school after me (Kitcat High). It doesn't say anything about living quarters for the staff needed to keep this place going. Maybe I could use that as a way to get them to knock a mil or 2 off the price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 Comes with its own race track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SENC Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Wow, that is strong. Looked it up, current owner is Donald Wallace, who started LazyDays RVs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I took the virtual tour. I think this place would be more than adequate:). The game room, which looks like it was inspired by Dave and Busters, has side by side virtual racing machines. That alone makes me want this place. Annual taxes are only 6 figures. I think I'd use that to insist of the county naming the high school after me (Kitcat High). It doesn't say anything about living quarters for the staff needed to keep this place going. Maybe I could use that as a way to get them to knock a mil or 2 off the price? when you start staffing, put my name in the hat for the garage guru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Comes with its own race track. Wow, it is only 1.25 hours South of our current home. Sadly, my spouse is tired of cooking and cleaning and with the acquisition costs, I don't think we could swing any domestic help? Thankfully, I am not that crazy about some of the cars in the "garage" so feel less sad than I could have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCh Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 With 26 bathrooms, domestic help is probably necessary. -John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anker Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Poor suckers like me have to resort to things like this when we run out of garage space ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 (edited) Anker, Where is the maid's quarters? BTW, I didn't know that you owned a Checrolet (See your car list)? I bought a Checrolet Vette but don't own a Checrolet Volt. Edited February 5, 2020 by Astro Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anker Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Oops, need to fix the profile! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Posted February 6, 2020 Author Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) Alas my garage is not big enough and I need something larger....:troll: My place needs a maid's quarters or failing that somewhere for my track bitch to hide And for those who were not there, that was one epic funny dinner. Edited February 6, 2020 by Croc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Croc, You could rent your paddock when not using it. It is so clean and tidy that you could rent it out as a Day Surgery Center and take the rental proceeds and pay for support staff at your new Winter home in Thonotosassa, Florida. I'll make sure to pop on down to your new "home" track and see what my porky Vette can do. Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SENC Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 nice!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) Alas my garage is not big enough and I need something larger.... My place needs a maid's quarters or failing that somewhere for my track bitch to hide And for those who were not there, that was one epic funny dinner. Ya know..............I’m really not feeling the love this morning.:toetap05: And my sash makes you look like you’re sporting a bandanna. Very fitting being that you're such a cowboy. :jester: Edited February 6, 2020 by xcarguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Posted February 6, 2020 Author Share Posted February 6, 2020 Didn’t that sash read “Miss USA7s Drag Queen”? Appropriate for a Stalker driver - fast in a straight line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCh Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Alas my garage is not big enough and I need something larger....:troll: I was impressed until I saw the box of Dos Equis on the bench. Hey, at least it's not Fosters, but we clearly need to work on improving your beer palate so it's a better match for your garage. -John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Nice Croc! And your adjoining racetrack(s) are far superior to the little go-kart-like track on the Florida property. Even your adjoining go-kart track is better than his. Still, for an old guy like me, having 26 bathrooms under one roof would be an asset that your place can't match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) All those bathrooms come in handy for exciting off-track moments. But for Croc’s off-track moments, he doesn’t need a bathroom.....he just uses ‘The Bowl’.:smilielol5: Edited February 6, 2020 by xcarguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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