BessieTheSeven Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 As it is Valentines Day, I thought I would offer you socially retarded auto-geeks some helpful advice to romance your Se7en today plus get her into great shape after a long winter. As a girl that has been spurned by her owner (ooooh…..I am sooooo mad! Just wait till Al gets near me again – I am going to dribble oil all over his white sneakers :toetap05: ), I think I know a lot about this topic and want to make sure that your girls do not similarly suffer. Personally, like all good girls, I love being touched up with lube and given a good servicing – the longer the better. Make sure you cover all the obvious spots – grease nipples, ball joints, suspension bushings, etc. Change the rubber hoses that look a little second hand. Service the belts and chains. Give your girl a nice cool refreshing cocktail of Mobil 1 or similar quality liquid. As an alternative, I cannot get enough of the Prestone coolant drink these days – just yummy! Take it from me that all girls just love a good spa treatment. Get out the polishing cloth or orbital polisher and give her a lovely waxing to remove all that winter stubble from her luscious curves. She will just glow and shine with happiness. Even that faded paintwork will come up like new again. Now some guys think a good Se7en spa treatment involves getting out the angle grinder and doing a little metal/plastic surgery. Hold on guys. This is often not the best way to improve a girl’s looks. I mean just look at that Rotus that some angle-grinding mad scientist turned into a “female” East German weightlifter from the Soviet days – all brawn and no femininity. No silky smooth shaved legs on that one. Instead take a lesson from that suave and sophisticated silver fox at USA7s, Skip, who just slavishes attention all over his stunning supermodel of an SV Seven. Personally, compared to me with my sleek figure, I have always found the SV girls to be a little Rubenesque with those wide hips and fat ass, but I bet she gets down and blows a turbo to keep him happy. I wonder if he has an extra garage space free for me? Turning to inner beauty I can tell you from experience, we girls love a good suck. Especially to remove the gravel, stones, dirt, gum wrappers, soda bottles, etc from the cockpit and seats. A little vacuuming never hurt anyone. A little nourishing crème for the leather and vinyl surfaces keeps my complexion as smooth and wrinkle free as a baby’s bottom. It is a sensitive topic but I need to be candid with you gentlemen. Like your cars, all of you usually need a makeover where it counts. Like a lot of girls, I just have a fetish for leather. If you are going to bury your size 10’s into my tight pedal box then please do it with a little class. None of these Piloti’s or heaven forbid Nike sneakers. No, I much rather a buttery soft leather driving moccasin – Tod’s or Zegna make a lovely driving mocc – they just send shivers up and down my driveshaft when I feel the soft leather caressing my accelerator…..sigh…… Following this extended romancing, I think you will have a stunner of a woman that you can get down and just drive wild with excitement. She will look tip top and beautiful. Even better she may decide not give you a hissy fit from her radiator and leave you rejected by the side of the road. Until next time....safe driving! Kisses :seeya: Bessie The Seven PS – Anyone know where my Al has gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scannon Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hi Bessie, BlatCat sends her Valentine greetings and says she has plenty of room in the shop if you want to have a sleepover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mebrahimi Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 LOL Al will have his hands full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowss7 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Bessie, I have mine up on a pedestal currently, but I'm hoping as it warms up over the next few days to take her down, and make her scream a bit. Will she like that? I got a new video cam set up that I plan to use to record the action. Is that too Kinky? I know I have to get her nice and hot before I make her scream, but is there anything else I should do to make her performance better?:drool: Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxologist Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Can't wait for the St. Paddy's day update. :party: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHKflyer52 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Bessie, I have mine up on a pedestal currently, but I'm hoping as it warms up over the next few days to take her down, and make her scream a bit. Will she like that? I got a new video cam set up that I plan to use to record the action. Is that too Kinky? I know I have to get her nice and hot before I make her scream, but is there anything else I should do to make her performance better?:drool: Tom Not a BLUE MOVIE but a YELLOW MOVIE.....:smilielol5:Looking forward to a Yellow Peep Show....:smilielol5::rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slomove Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Where is Al, anyway? I think his last post was in November? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowss7 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Ah Martin, you are old enough to remember the classics. "I am curious Yellow" I only treat her that way because she seems to enjoy it. :jester: Tom:flag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BessieTheSeven Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Bessie, .... I know I have to get her nice and hot before I make her scream, but is there anything else I should do to make her performance better?:drool: Tom Well Tom sweetie, it is good to see a another sensitive new age guy (SNAG) like you on this forum. I was just thinking that the only sophisticated studs on this forum are Skip and Gert. Having looked at your recent track performance videos at VIR I was a little surprised at your driving style. Clearly you are holding her back and preventing her from reaching a natural climax. I would try changing into 4th gear when going down the straight. If you are more adventurous, I would also try 5th gear and 6th gear - the results will be eye-opening for you! The other thing your Se7en girl would love is a head job. Everyone knows that the K engine is a bit of a mongrel but is still a looker from 100 yards away in the pitch darkness of night. Giving her the usual all-too-frequent head gasket refresh will keep her humming you along for another couple of hundred miles. Hugs Bessie The Seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BessieTheSeven Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hi Bessie, BlatCat sends her Valentine greetings and says she has plenty of room in the shop if you want to have a sleepover. Oh wow....what a wonderful dearie you are! I am thrilled to the tips of my intake trumpets. I would love to have a sleep over with Miss Blatcat. I hope you do not mind a little ménage a trois in your garage? I will try not to drink to much of your cellar stocked vintage Mobil 1...:cheers: They say carbon is a car girl's best friend! Dont you believe it - I think Skip is my bestest friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scannon Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Oh wow....what a wonderful dearie you are! I am thrilled to the tips of my intake trumpets. I would love to have a sleep over with Miss Blatcat. I hope you do not mind a little ménage a trois in your garage? I will try not to drink to much of your cellar stocked vintage Mobil 1...:cheers: They say carbon is a car girl's best friend! Dont you believe it - I think Skip is my bestest friend! As long as that ménage a trois includes a certain yellow Miata, I don't think she will mind at all. Keep in mind that you may feel a bit overwhelmed, those two have nearly 600 hp between them. They like to party hearty. :party: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowss7 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Bessie, dearie, you wouldn't be one of those wide in the hips types that requires huge rods and bigger pistons to get you up to speed are you? I know your type, you're a Chubby Chaser. :rofl: You probably like it "down Under" don't you. :seeya: Can't wait to see you out on the track. Then we'll see if The Thunder from Down under can tame you. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHKflyer52 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 This post is funny :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I hope there's a woman posting in here somewhere. If not, god help all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowss7 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Girlie man is more like it. :smilielol5: Definately effeminate characteristics. Probably likes curvy dashes, IRS and other sexy things. :seeya: Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BessieTheSeven Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Bessie, dearie, you wouldn't be one of those wide in the hips types that requires huge rods and bigger pistons to get you up to speed are you? I know your type, you're a Chubby Chaser. :rofl: You probably like it "down Under" don't you. :seeya: Can't wait to see you out on the track. Then we'll see if The Thunder from Down under can tame you. Tom Oooooh Tom.....what a man :seeya: - You must be happy to see me since you are not mechanically minded enough to walk around with a torque wrench in your pocket! You are welcome anytime to slide under my Marina Ital rear end and give me a good spannering. I should be lucky if Al knew what a spanner was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowss7 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Bessie, I can't wait to see you. Any chance Al might let you out for a little fun in June? You missed Gettysburg last fall. Kitcat, Croc and I thought that you'd be the belle of the ball but Obviously Al is determined to keep you under wraps. So what are we going to have to do to get Al to respond? Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Where is Al, anyway? I think his last post was in November? Putting aside all the Tomfoolery :rofl: in this post, I think Gert has hit the issue square....where is Al? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11Budlite Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I hope there's a woman posting in here somewhere. If not, god help all of you. I know there's at least a few Miata drivers, is that good enough??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BessieTheSeven Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) This forum is delightful! Did you know you in the User Control Panel you can send requests for contacts, friends, BFFs, FBs, hook ups and a whole range of other illicit liasons to other users on this forum? I just sent one off to Al now....he will be soooo excited to hear from me! :seeya: Edited February 22, 2011 by BessieTheSeven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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