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Oh FFS! Simon Cowell has bought a Caterham


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(Assuming you are SC): Fair enough, you are very right. What events will you be able to attend?

 

Be forewarned though, Caterham drivers can be even more cruel to each other in person. And now you can be one of them.

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If anyone could step up to be a paid club member I would think it would be you Mr. Cowell...

 

On another note, I think Birkin's stock just went up a bit...:D

 

Wait a minute, I just read the article linked in the first post. "Low rider: Simon looked quite comfortable in the luxury sports car"; I only have a lowley Birkin, just how luxurious are the Caterhams??

 

 

Chris

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I'll whip you guys!

 

OMG IT'S SIMON COWELL!!! :drool:

 

I think there is a paddling pool under my differential right now. This woman loves a good whipping - I give as good as I take if you know what I mean ;)

 

Simon baby...you don't know me but I am your biggest fan. I mean literally. I weigh about 1200lbs, have 4 wheels, an asthmatic Ford engine and a dicky gearbox. You can call me Bessie (or Sweetheart, or Dearie, or Gorgeous...well you get the idea)!

 

Any time you want I will drive out to Beverly Hills and let you ride me. I just cannot wait for you to grab me by my love handles and go down on me behind my wheel. You can just pound me around the streets and I will scream for more!

 

oh hang on...this is a public forum, right? :blush:

 

Let me send you a PM plus a FWB invite from the contacts page of this lovely forum! :cool:

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