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(Assuming you are SC): Fair enough, you are very right. What events will you be able to attend?

 

Be forewarned though, Caterham drivers can be even more cruel to each other in person. And now you can be one of them.

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I'd love to come and autocross. I guess you never saw my performance on Top Gear ... I'll whip you guys!

 

You talk to be about being cruel in person? Don't you watch TV?

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The start of a TV Series maybe......:rofl:.....Simon Cowell Autocross Challange.....:rofl:....

 

If so I want a royalty for the idea.....like that will happen....

 

:driving:

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If anyone could step up to be a paid club member I would think it would be you Mr. Cowell...

 

On another note, I think Birkin's stock just went up a bit...:D

 

Wait a minute, I just read the article linked in the first post. "Low rider: Simon looked quite comfortable in the luxury sports car"; I only have a lowley Birkin, just how luxurious are the Caterhams??

 

 

Chris

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I'll whip you guys!

 

OMG IT'S SIMON COWELL!!! :drool:

 

I think there is a paddling pool under my differential right now. This woman loves a good whipping - I give as good as I take if you know what I mean ;)

 

Simon baby...you don't know me but I am your biggest fan. I mean literally. I weigh about 1200lbs, have 4 wheels, an asthmatic Ford engine and a dicky gearbox. You can call me Bessie (or Sweetheart, or Dearie, or Gorgeous...well you get the idea)!

 

Any time you want I will drive out to Beverly Hills and let you ride me. I just cannot wait for you to grab me by my love handles and go down on me behind my wheel. You can just pound me around the streets and I will scream for more!

 

oh hang on...this is a public forum, right? :blush:

 

Let me send you a PM plus a FWB invite from the contacts page of this lovely forum! :cool:

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tell me to my face!

 

OMG I don't need to tell you anything...I just want to sit on your face! :drool:

 

 

I think I need a nice lie down in a dark garage and a sip of Mobil 1....

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Si - If you have any problems registering in California, bring your CSR to Washington (state, not DC). State Patrol and DOL have been quite helpful and accommodating.

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If you are really Mr. Cowell - my wife wants to see your chest.

 

And I'm sure Mr. Cowell wants to ..... uh, never mind.

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And compare silicon implants? He does have a nice rack of man boobs

 

:-p.

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Simon, you don't look very happy in the photos. you should at the least have a smile like you have with your girlfriend Lauren Silverman!

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Cowell will drive it once, complain about the lack of integrated SatNav and seat massagers, and it will rust ingloriously in a back garage of an estate in Chelsea.

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So.. I'm going to guess that the posts by member Simon Cowell are probably not the real Simon Cowell. But even so... Really? Why all the hate? Is it really necessary on the off chance that a guy likes Sevens?

 

I feel like I'm reading FerrariChat...

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