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    Lawyer Jokes

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Two lawyers standing on a corner. Beautifal blond walks by and the one lawyers says "I would love to screw her". The second replied "out of what?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy and his Dad are walking through the graveyard one night. The little boy stopped to read a headstone. He stood there for the longest time. The headstone read "here lies John Smith, an attorney, an honest man". The little boy finally asks his Dad what that means. Dad says, it means there's two men buried there.
  2. Another new term... when people say "heavy", they mean anything over 1400 lbs. :lol:
  3. I need help securing a Fury for a weekend spin :jester: :cheers: to Bruce for checking out the parts. BTW Dermot, I won't be able to go for a drive this weekend. Looks like a camping weekend for the slngsht clan.
  4. clicky
  5. Jeff, your car is coming along so nicely. maybe next year you can lead me around the track :blueangel:
  6. Thanks. I'm wondering if he has cookies disabled. Not sure
  7. By this time next year, my car *should* be in good enough shape to do this event.
  8. I just talked to a new user who is trying to log in using his AOL browser. The forum software acts like his password is wrong, but I don't think it is. Anyone here use AOL with succes? :bigears:
  9. With no windshield :thumbs:
  10. Sweet
  11. REALLY, behind the bike - that was 40-50 max... Multiple pass, well, during the pass it was over the speed limit, but afterwards, it was back down to 60. My camera is a square digital cam, and without the windshield, it gets the full force of the wind.
  12. I can't find it either http://www.digitalcorvettes.com/forums/images/smilies/huh.gif
  13. :lol: I had SO MANY people look in their rear view mirror and see alien driver dude driving Frankn7 and just pull over.
  14. Here is a short 10 minute vid from Sunday. We encountered a little more traffic Sunday. Video Sound isn't very good.
  15. Actually, there was really not much speeding involved. honest. I did have a few blasts to pass a few cars (in the upcoming video - stay tuned), but generally, we did 60 to 65 MPH, and speed limit was 55 MPH, even though recommended speed through some of the corners was as low as 20.
  16. :lol: After we got it started, we had some tasty marinated chicken and steak, with sides of mashed potatos and creamed spinach. :thumbs:
  17. Hi, can you post up an eDrawings link?
  18. Oh, the funniest thing about the trip was the Saturday night BBQ. I forgot the charcoal, and had to buy some there. The damn stuff just would not start. We had had a few beers by then, and let's just say the solution involved beer bottles and 93 octane gasoline :leaving:
  19. Well, I'm back home :hurray: WHAT A TRIP. We put 300 miles on the cars from Harrisonburg to Snowshoe and back, plus another 5 hrs of driving to get to Harrisonburg for Scott, Bob, and me. The weather was FANTASTIC, although Sunday morning in the mountains was 35 degrees. brrrr... There was very little traffic on the way, some GREAT roads, ranging from rolling country road to switchbacks up and down mountains. There were no cops, and on most occasions we came up on anyone, they waived us by. To top it off, with speed limit at 55, we didn't have to go way over the speed limit. The locals were very friendly, and we got to answer alot of questions about the cars. As usual, I had a guy in a MR2 coming up next to me and say "Let's see if this thing is fast" I did give him a short blast in 2nd after telling him I'm not interested in racing. Besides that car, we met up with a Miata and a Supra on different occasions - many friendly conversations. Bob's car was on its maiden run. I'll let him comment on it when he gets a chance. Overall, his car did great, with no major problems. Steve and his friend (I won't butcher her name) took tons of pics, so that should be forthcoming. This is gonna be an annual event.
  20. Great weather, great roads, no traffic. I'm too tired to do a full writeup. Here are some pics http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/1977221510_MazdaScott.JPG http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/728040511_Arya.JPG http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/795122018_SteveSmoke.JPG http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/779717955_Steve.JPG http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/610227403_MazdaObservatory.JPG http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/415448728_Destination1.JPG http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/upload/943559418_Destination2.JPG
  21. Please add other useful weather and forecast links to this thread... Here is one for current rainfall
  22. It's probably because: 1- There was a typo in your email address 2- The registration email sent to you was bounced by your provider 3- Or, most likely, the registration email was filtered by your spam filter. In any case, contact me at mazda_ebrahimi@yahoo.com to straighten it out. Currently there are 6 people who went through registration but never activated accounts. Thanks.
  23. damn! now THAT's acceleration!
  24. no worries... hopefully my vid setup will work better than it did at the dragon.
  25. man, that's a bitch
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