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Mondo

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  1. Got any pics of your intake project? Hopefully you didn't have to break out the welder for it;)
  2. Mondo

    Prostate Exam

    An old guy(about my age) goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'." The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" .....
  3. Now if it could eliminate rattle noise along with windnoise I"d be all over it;)
  4. Finally, they're coming out with it !
  5. take a second look... http://www.thispagecannotbedisplayed.com/
  6. I haven't had my car on Buttonwillow, and it's long sweeper, since putting a little surge box in my tank. Hopefully the 6X6X4 (ST100) is big enough http://www.fuelsafe.com/catalog-2011/Page%2023.html I'll have to look at replacing those bolts... I imagine the diff brace helps prevent that tearing of the mount up front.
  7. just saw this... put some poison darts on them and look out
  8. It's an awesome car, and I'm sure there's a speed demon out there that just needs to know it's for sale. I like that V8 because it sounds like your never pushing it... no 7 grand rpms. Would be kind of a calming experience to me (as my nose hairs start to bleed).
  9. I'm a leftist pinko commie socialist... but funny is funny
  10. Amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vjqqvMYnk20
  11. This is my favorite sleeper.... Getting passed by a VW Van has got to freak some drivers out
  12. 35 miles each way... pretty much 50-60mph (6am & 3:30pm). Takes 40 minutes & only 3 lights. Lots of oilfield trucks though.
  13. That's funny. You can't be serious about not being more than 20 minutes from your work... Obviously you haven't seen housing prices in parts of California (even now). Nor the traffic...
  14. I agree with Jim... and have the same problem. I tell her to leave it where she likes it and it will get there at the same time. Then you don't have to turn it down after that. The only problem with "automatic" in many cars is it usually activates the floorboard vent (heat rises so probably good) and if you change to dash vents it turns to "manual".
  15. Awesome... Make sure to invest in some polarized sunglasses;)
  16. Always nice to have another Ultralite around... if you ever do Buttonwillow Raceway let me know. I live about 20 minutes away.
  17. Doubt many spin, without damage, on that road
  18. I think this should be mandatory for those waves.... http://www.billabong.com/us/blog-post/2640/2011-06-03-shane-dorian-at-jaws
  19. Mondo

    We Remember

    Went to the Edward Air Base Show a couple years ago... it was pretty neat when they flew over with different era planes in one formation.
  20. Cletus & Billy Bob Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap In the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in Front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off First the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then Hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets His overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid Shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his Stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya Doing, Billy Bob ?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an Obviously embarrassed Billy Bob .. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom D'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a Tractor."
  21. Of course it's "Aunt"... what else could it be;)
  22. Doesn't really need to be in this section...
  23. I'm 6'1" and have a 34inch waist (maybe 36 after the holidays;) and the driver's seat is too wide for me. I've haven't heard anyone with an issue about leg room either.... the car is larger than Cats/Birkins, more in line with Stalker. Ultralites and Stalkers seems to have a nice rivalry setting fastest times at AutoXs. I had the chance to have Loren build me my car and wish I would of took it (had some shakedown issues). With the experience of racing these cars, he's definately one of, if not, the most knowledgable guy on Ultralites. And now the new owner of the company. If you choose a Birkin, there is a fairly large contingent of helpful owners... mostly in SoCal. Happy hunting, you can't go wrong with any of them!
  24. Like most of us, I hope to get out there more... the track, the foothills, little road trips
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