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Mondo

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  1. He delivered a new SA2010 Pyrotec helmet to me...
  2. Nothing like a father/son bond...
  3. I know a lot of people's eyes roll when they see the price of a Caterham so this price isn't all that out of line. In fact, most people wouldn't pay what we did for the various clones we drive. To each there own... hope they sell all of them.
  4. Not normally a black wheel fan but I also think cars looks best with just two or three colors... black and orange go well. Looks good! I almost picked that color orange as I saw an Ultralite that color and loved it. Only problem was it was also in California and with less than a handful here I decided on black (and silver theme).
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    Lion Tamer

    Subject: Lion Tamer A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two people show up. One is a Lotus 7 owner, and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be good, or you're history. Here's your equipment - chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the 7 owner and asks, "Can you top that?" The USA7 member replies, "No problem; just get that lion out of there..."
  6. Real benefit... it's easier cleaning a single bar of bugs than a shock & spring
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    Funny GIFs

    There's something about laughing at other's misfortune... or stupidness http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/Atn8N1/list25.com/25-epic-fail-gifs/
  8. Oldie that made me laugh again A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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    True Story

    I always reply "feces"
  10. Been there.. no nudity Naked and Funny. What Time Is It 3259. - Video
  11. That guy videoing is a prophet
  12. Friends got a skywriter.... guess the pilot forgot to dot the i Just think of all the ex-girlfriends/wives that had a birthday that day; bet some guys took a lot of grief;)
  13. Yeah, I think they're losing customers with that Jaylo add
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    nice scenery

    Have to appreciate the skill http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&vq=medium
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    Gift ideas?

    I remember that great race. This year was pretty much a runaway by Stoner. But next year... all new bikes (1000cc up from 800cc). New helmet will hopefully be under the Xmas tree.
  16. In the early 80s I completely went thru my Europa. It had the Renault motor so I was kind of double-jinxed. But after complete rewire/custom dash, interior, rebuilt motor by a Renault fanatic (side-draft weber, cam etc..), paint, wheels, the final straw was getting it smogged every two years. It got harder and harder to find a "friendly" smog shop. Ended up selling it to some guy from Japan, who took it back with him.
  17. This looks to be competitive events, not your normal track day. 7s have always had a hard time finding a category to compete in due to what classifies as "stock". Seeing how cars like Caterhams, Nobles, and other "kits" are not registered as factory built (to get around DOT smog & safety rules) there's probably not a place for them with these guys. There's so many other cars I don't think it'll concern them much.
  18. Understood. I couldn't get my VTEC to kick in (would actually work the first few times) and then it would go into limp mode. I went to Bisimoto, down in Ontario. http://www.bisimoto.net/ He builds and tunes motors (focusing on Honda) so I have no doubt he could fix your problem. Of course that's one heck of a drive but if you start getting desperate...
  19. Loren can help you out with the immobilizer but your really making it a lot harder on yourself... just get an AEM ECU. It's "plug and pay" and gives you a lot more tuning capabilities. And is likely a lot cheaper than the stock ECU (especially from a dealer). It comes with a stock honda S2000 tune, no error codes for smog etc... I'm sure someone can recommend a good dyno shop in the Bay Area that can fine tune the engine (for our intake/exhaust) for a couple hundred bucks. And be done with it. http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=aem+ecu+s2000&cid=18038486064670764454&ei=2fjHTsXVFYjYigSc4tmBCQ&ved=0CAkQrRI# I may have a chip on my shoulder because I struggled with a stock ECU and if I knew then what I know now...
  20. The good thing about a black car is you can use a sharpie to fill in the rock chips;)
  21. It's pretty hard to have one car do it all. Have you considered splitting the difference... getting a Miata and keeping the 7. Seems to be a pretty popular trend around here. Just look at RNR who got a 7 while having the Elise. If I could afford it, I'd probably do the same (and really get hardcore on the 7).
  22. Awesome! And if you scare yourself the seat doesn't get soiled;)
  23. I'm thinking of going. I've stayed at the Borg Hotel (Pacific Grove), to watch the GP races the last 7-8 years. They're right on the beach & don't raise their prices do to events: http://www.borgsoceanfrontmotel.com/rates.htm Only problem, you can't make reservations more than 6 months in advance. My friend would stay there the night before the 6 month date and get our rooms reserved that night. People were calling at mid-night! The place is very basic but the location is ideal.
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    Mr Plod

    Officer " I pulled you over for not coming to a complete stop at the intersection. Didn't you see the stop sign?" Driver "You can't believe everything you read"
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