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just sayin...

I'm working on it, but not making much progress.

http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/16/e-wolf-e1-electric-race-car-could-create-new-class-of-racing-joc/

Lol

A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says: "Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/joebuck89/607a7013.jpg :leaving:

total publicity stunt. I like how Leno treated him like a little kid in the principal's office.

Hi Steve, How the heck are you?

leon, if you have the opportunity, you should sit, and look at the models in person. IMO, if built right, all are very fine cars. It's more a matter of taste and fit.

that ain't right

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.' The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.' The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.' The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!' The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!' The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !' The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?' The attorney replies: 'He says your an azzhole and you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.

deep down, a little piece of me is happy you're still hanging on to the seven. Hopefully you're enjoying driving her while you still have her.

to a MUCH lesser degree... I'm considering putting cats on Frankn7 to lower pollution. I already have all the electronics, just no cats. She already gets decent mileage (on the highway section of snowshoe trip, i got 27.5, and it's still not running as well as it should be). I agree, there is no reason for that. It just gets negative publicity and ruins it for the rest of us.

I thought Serena Williams had it all wrapped up. Then I saw kanye West I'm sure somewhere, someone looks at this and thinks its racist, but give me more Tony Dungie, Marvin Harrison, Colin Powell - people with some class. I'm tired of thugs on TV, and announcers have to just kiss up.

well, first you have to see his wife to decide if it's a complement

:iagree:

link went to a sand drawing.

because the Escort brand haa a better car in the UK/Euro .. and the Escort is a cheap small car in the USA

Heh. There it is! Thanks for the ride man. White color goes nicely with the white hair :seeya:

of course the down side is that it contributes to the spend, spend, spend mentality that we as a nation have gotten used to.

eh, I got a chance to drive a paddle shifting Aston Martin... didn't really do much for me. I get alot of satisfaction from nailing a heel-toe downshift

I had one. I had an 18 wheeler come around the corner and into my lane in order avoid an already dead deer in his lane. had to hit the brakes for him to clear my lane.

Tom, the only problem with your calculation is the number of years on the road. if the clunkers stay on the road 5 more years, the savings would be $1.75B. If price of a oil goes to $120, savings would be 2.8B. I'm at a loss as to what would work to reduce dependence on oil. The conservative in me says let the free market take care of it, but clearly by looking at the last 20 years, we go and buy gas guzzlers if given the choice. We always have our d***s on the chopping block waiting for the next oil price crisis. NOBODY favors an increase in gas tax as a solution. So what is a solution to REALLY reducing our consumption? alternative energy (like just substituting ethanol for gasoline in the same gas guzzlers) is not the answer IMO. That affects price of food supply. Electric / Hybrids help. Ultimately it's a social thing. The answer is some combination of really increasing efficiency, reducing gridlock and miles, traveled, etc. It'd be great if all those things happened on their own before we end up in a crisis situation, but what market forces do you see pushing us in that direction? I don't see any free market solution other than gas prices going through the roof - and we have seen what that did to our economy. As a nation, we just don't give a damn about the true cost of our dependence on foreign oil. Price at the pump is a component of it.

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alright, let's just keep this limited to the original joke :banghead: