LOL, "Septic" haven't heard that for years,lol. Cockney rhyming slang, gotta love it. Septic = Septic Tank = Yank = US Citizen,lol.
So I may get the old jamjar out and go down the frog n toad stop in a battlecruiser have a pint of Tex Ritter and a nice Ruby Murray and hope I don,t get stopped by the Sweeney.
I always loved the one for wife.... "trouble and strife"; and "tea pots" = tea pot lids = kids =children
There is a lot of that "RocknRolla", the latest Guy Ritchie film, actually in all his films come to think of it.
I recall years ago in London being intoduced to a guy from overseas, I asked my cousin if his friend was from Italy, he say's "no mate, he's a bubble"....I was thinking it meant gay, and just let the conversation drop.It was some months later when it was explained..
Bubble = Bubble and Squeak = Greek = Citizen of Greece.