One evening, a family was having a wonderful dinner together and engaged in lighthearted conversation. The son, decided to explore the boundaries of the discussion and sheepishly said to his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The room grew quiet and all eyes were fixed on the boy’s he father as they awaited his reply. His dad, somewhat surprised by his son's question, answers, “Well, son, a woman’s breasts, during her lifetime, will normally go through three phases of transformation. In her 20s, her breasts are round and firm; think ‘ripe melons’. In her 30s and 40s, they are somewhat like pears; still nice, yet hanging a bit. After 50, her breasts are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes, son…onions. You look at them and they cause uncontrollable crying.”
The man’s wife was infuriated by his answers. She sat staring at her husband in disbelief at what she had just heard. The couple’s daughter, seizing the opportunity, asks, “Mom, does a man’s willy go through phases as well?” The mother smiled grandly and said, “Well, dear, it does; three phases also to be exact. In his 20s, a man’s willy is like an oak tree.” She glared at her husband as she said, “Think mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s more like the branch of a birch; a bit flexible, but still rather reliable. But after his 50s, it becomes much more like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, my dear; lifeless from the root up and decorated with balls.”
. . . . :jester: