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Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in
the U.S.:
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by
Physicians per year:
120,000.
© Accidental deaths per
physician:
0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services.
And now . . . . .
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in
the U.S.:
80,000,000.
(B)
The number of accidental gun deaths
per year:
1,500.
© The number of accidental
deaths per gun owner:
.0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
Statistically, it seems, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Not everyone owns a gun, but almost everyone has a doctor. So, you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than by a gun owner. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!
Out of concern for the public interest, statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear the shock would
cause widespread panic among the population, causing people to seek medical attention!