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Mondo

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  1. A classic A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big passionate kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that!?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!" "I can understand that, "replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Alex?” asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
  2. Off Road, Change the frames per second to 480 or 360 (in bottom bar). Mine does that on HD as well (not fast enough connection I suspect).
  3. my weird sense of humor found this really funny
  4. I love that stuff!
  5. magazine http://www.autocar.co.uk/CarReviews/FirstDrives/Ariel-Atom-V8/252682/ Top Gear YouTube - Top Gear 2010 Ariel Atom V8 vs Porsche GT3 RS
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    7 T shirt

    Ran across this... http://koolart-usa.auctivacommerce.com/Dave-Deal-7-Race-Car-T-Shirt-4071-P388105.aspx#
  7. I came across this.. inflatable lumbar support. Looks promising & price is good. http://thmotorsports.com/corbeau/corbeau_seat_accessories_inflatable_lumbar/21004/i-176562.aspx
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    Evil Bono

    I knew it!
  9. I can't help but wonder
  10. I wouldn't know how to use a multimeter.. maybe one of those screwdriver looking things that light up if electricity is flowing. Luckily I have circuit breaker type fuses. I do carry a basic tool kit (including electrical tape) & fix-a-flat. I need to add a couple larger size allens. Probably should add duct tape, cable ties (a metal one too) and some velcro. It's funny, you look at the car... there's barely anything there, you can see everything and nuts have marks to show if they're coming loose, and you ask yourself "what could go wrong?" Then 50 miles from home, a fender bracket bolt vibrates loose/off, fuel hose in tank works it's way off, you hit a pothole and tear a suspension mount... hopefully not all on the same trip.
  11. Well you can use it as an ice chest until you get cold...
  12. YouTube - Tennis Court Naked Streaker
  13. Nice perspective... F1 is so fast it looks like someone hits the FF button as times. I can't think, let alone react, that fast. I heard a commentator say that one of the drivers teared up as he was winning and the tears were hitting his visor as he braked. The little guy on Top Gear took an F1 out and couldn't even get enough speed up to keep the tires warm.
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  15. Probably need a windshield wiper on the inside as well... I'm really planning on a shade top like a lot of 7s have; it gets freakin hot here!
  16. Doubt there's many Ultralites set up like this. I do have the weather kit but haven't installed it (needs finishing/fit from upholsterer). Getting to the gas cap would be problamatic too. Actually looking at side protection rollbar and don't think both are compatable.
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    Miata?

    I bought a 2005 mini for my daughter. I like it but they're really popular, hence, kind of pricey and the first couple years had some teething issues from what I have read on their forums (closest dealer is 90 miles away). There's a couple Toyota MR2s for sale but I think they actually have less usable space than the miata and are a bit more $$. I'm leaning miata, probably around the 5 grand range. Not an automatic though, as that would be gay............ just kidding.
  18. Mondo

    Miata?

    I've been considering the same thing for a 60 mile round trip commute (almost all freeway).
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    crazy Russian

    As a firefighter, and seeing the carnage, I waited until my mid-forties to buy a sportbike... thinking I'd be more "mature". The first six months I had some down right frightening moments. Got better, rode faster. And after 5 years, figured I'd beat the law of averages and sold it. Some of the most fun I've ever had but the cost for a mistake is too high for me (even on the track). I think the 7 is about the perfect replacement for me (and I can share the experience).
  20. Kind of surprised at so few Caterhams sold in the U.S. I was told that World Class Motorsports has sold 70+ S2K cars/kits...
  21. It's not as cold, but 40 degrees & dense fog is still miserable
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    Star Trek secret

    I don't have enough hair to do either of those things. But if I could....
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    Star Trek secret

    There are some creative hair styles for man
  24. Not that there's anything wrong with that... http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/great_star_trek_editing_jeanlucwe_never_knew/
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