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http://www.ebay.com/itm/2012-Porsche-Cayman-R-Coupe-2-Door-/332117093951?forcerrptr=true&hash=item4d53b8ae3f:g:UR8AAOSwo4pYi41q&item=332117093951 I'll trade you for my Caterham 7 SV. See link below in sig line.

A friend I sent this along to emailed back saying he saw a guy drink about 2 oz. of his own urine on a $5 bet. My price to do that is way bigger than $5.

DON'T MESS WITH US OLD PEOPLE... You'll lose every time!!!!! This might be worth remembering next time we need the urologist. Every time the nurse came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "and how are we doing this morning?" Or.... "are we ready for a bath?" Or... "are we hungry?" I had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.” At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!" The nurse fainted... I just smiled! DON'T MESS WITH US OLD PEOPLE... You'll lose every time!!!!!

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Not sure if I've posted this one but its still funny. A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs AHEAD OF HER MOTHER AND BURSTS INTO HER GRANDPA'S ROOM. "GRANDPA, GRANDPA," SHE SAYS EXCITEDLY, " AS SOON AS MY MOM COMES INTO THE ROOM, MAKE A NOISE LIKE A FROG!” "WHAT?" SAID HER GRANDPA. "Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

I've never sent or received a tweet. Go ahead and laugh at me. The Dead Horse...... A Guy Bought A Dead Horse Without Knowing. What He Did With It Is Genius, A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!” Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?” Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.” The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”

I'm making plans to attend and after the event to explore some of the roads in the area and on up to the tail of the dragon. I will be trailering the Caterham but plan to unload it when I find interesting roads. Who else is going to LOG 37?

It will be wanting to turn left all the time, probably would refuse to turn right.

Like this one: How many of the 1,000 had the Studebaker engine? It appears that the Offy and Ford V8 60 engines were more popular. http://www.barbuza.com/edit.php?image=http://www.aerodynamicsproject.com/upload/1947-kurtis-kraft-midget-powered-by-studebaker-on-display-at-the_l_af3b4176712406f9.jpg&title=1947%20Kurtis%20Kraft%20Midget,%20Powered%20by%20Studebaker%20(On%20display%20at%20the&tag=1947%20Kurtis%20Kraft%20Midget

Confucius say, "If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

The four seasons of Los Angeles: Earthquake, Riot, Fire & Flood.

Member Tom Carlin's larger Birkin is featured in the latest Reincarnation Magazine. He has dubbed it the Relaxed Fit. Some Birkin history along with the car. Congrats Tom. https://www.rcnmag.com/garage/relaxed-fit

Canada is famous for the winters, curling and ice hockey. All happened together in Montreal. Check it out. Sit back and relax !!! http://newsandbusiness.rogersdigitalmedia.com.edgesuite.net/videos/13639244001/201612/2850/13639244001_5238239279001_5238231028001.mp4

A young friend of ours has a box seat ticket for the 2017 Super bowl. Box, plus airfares, accommodation etc. He didn't realize when he bought the tickets that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If anyone is interested and wants to go in his place, it’s at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5pm. Her name's Sara. She's 5'4", age 26, about 125 lbs, good cook, makes $81,000 a year! She will be the one in the white dress.

I am a Seenager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. I don’t have acne. The people I hang around with are not insecure. Life is great. I have other friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

It came in an email. They always have something to encourage you to pass it along. :jester: I beat the deadline to pass it along, did you?

A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee and said, "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old Granddaughter drinks. And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night." You gotta love Grandmas! === A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!" === Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A === A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers." === An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be. IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS BY 11:30 AM TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL ALIENS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

My whole Caterham (except around the hood louvers) is covered in clear bra. I change between windshield and Brooklands screens and although the clear bra gets messed up the paint is protected. When you lift the windshield or aeroscreen on or off have two people and pull the brackets out and away from the paint.

I have one of those funnels. It works very well on Miata engines. Even with that I still have to "burp" the coolant system a couple of times to get all the air out. I use the funnel to fill, then cap the radiator and run the engine until the cooling fans cycle a couple of times then turn it off and let the engine cool to ambient. Top off the radiator and fill the overflow tank to the middle and repeat until it stops taking coolant. This may be the problem you are having as whoever filled the engine after the rebuild trapped some air in the system. That would be really easy with the heater being higher than the fill tank. The previously mentioned valve in the heater hose at the high point would get the air out of the heater but not any trapped inside the engine. Try a few burps and see if the problem goes away. From the picture it looks like the cap on the plastic tank is the pressure cap but I don't see a line to take away any overflow. I would guess coolant is coming out when that cap reaches its pressure limit through a relief hole and spraying on the engine. I didn't use the large plastic OEM coolant tank on my Miata powered Caterham. I ran a small line from the top of the hot side tank of the radiator back to a Canton pressure tank mounted just in front of the heater. Usually one burp cycle is all I need to get the air out. The Canton pressure tank has a side nipple on the neck that the pressure cap fits onto. There is a line from that nipple to a catch tank mounted low on the frame. The system doesn't have an air space in the pressure tank and as the coolant heats up, expands and pressure rises to the relief pressure of the cap the excess water goes into the catch tank. As the engine cools and the water volume contracts, vacuum pulls the fluid out of the catch tank and back into the pressure tank.

+2. When I needed a speedometer he had one in stock and the price was very reasonable. One phone call and it was on its way.

Missing Wife. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Sheriff: Height ? Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sheriff: Weight ? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sheriff: Color of eyes ? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sheriff: Color of hair ? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sheriff: What was she wearing ? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ? Husband: She went in my truck. Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ? Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up. Sheriff: Take it easy sir,we'll find your truck!!!

Him too? :jester:

LS6 Brunton Stalker in Conifer, CO. http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5885545247.html

Some old style comedy, he doesn't say a single word. http://milkandcookies.com/link/45516

IIRC this car came from Jon Nelson here in Denver. I don't remember the exact price, it could have been a bit more.