Croc Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 For those people worried about me, I just want to let you know I have enough toilet paper!
xcarguy Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Well, now I know why there’s no toilet paper at the local Wal Mart in Eldo.....thanks, MIke. Hope you get a rash. And I have to know, was that one of your Aussie cousins in the toilet paper fight video?:jester: Dollar General to the rescue!!!!
JohnCh Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 I am selling all my stock and liquidating my 401k in the morning so I can go all in on toilet paper Futures. I'm going to be rich, I tell you. Rich! Another potential money making opportunity is the Covid Cone. -John
panamericano Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 "...Covid Cone." Our dog is currently wearing the cone of shame after a minor procedure. I guess we will all match now when we take him for a walk.
mrmustang Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Croc, I'll be over to borrow some later this morning. I promise to give it back to you when I am finished :smilielol5:
xcarguy Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 I got Corona virus years ago, but I was sitting fireside with my father-n-law....swapping lies and solving all the world’s problems. Or maybe it was cognac virus....i can’t remember.
lucky dawg Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 For those people worried about me, I just want to let you know I have enough toilet paper! Great, but when that's gone, you're totally wiped out.
panamericano Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Figures that Croc would be the with potty humor. Xcarguy got me thinking...I'm going to try better beers and see if I can build up a resistance to Corona.
SENC Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 oh dear, there's bound to be a rule here against such punnery. :puke: :rofl:
Croc Posted March 16, 2020 Author Posted March 16, 2020 Panamericano - this time I am ready for your shit! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
panamericano Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 Love it. As we are preached to save resources, recycle, etc, now every store seems to print a receipt that is 2 feet long.
Kitcat Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 And they put the tube of toothpaste you bought in a large plastic bag. Sometimes I think store clerks' bonuses are keyed to the # of plastic bags they use. But speaking of the virus, I asked my son, who is a brewer at a successful Cincinnati micro brewery, if the closing of bars, restaurants, casinos, etc., in Ohio had killed their business. He said nope, that they were working overtime, and that the panic buying also included huge amounts of beer (in addition to toilet paper). Imagine Croc's bathroom toilet surrounded by hundreds of 6 packs, and you get the concept:).
panamericano Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 Nice to see you have tidied the place up since the last photo. Now about that beer stockpile...
JohnCh Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 Looking forward to reading Croc's color commentary on this late breaking story: (CNN)An Australian newspaper has printed an extra eight pages to be used as toilet paper after coronavirus fears prompted customers to bulk buy supplies, leaving some supermarket shelves bare. Full article here: https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/05/world/coronavirus-australia-toilet-paper-scli-intl/index.html -John
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