Paul Hill

They may ballast you, make you drag the remains of Shane's Storker behind you. Isn't the Mallock a bit more aerodynamic than our bricks?

Shane: Maybe you should keep your feet firmly planted for the foreseeable future.... Mother Nature is not in your corner at the moment. If you figure out what you did to deserve such a shunning please let the rest of us know so we can avoid such transgressions!

I'm safe, he's not likely to survive our -20 f temps of this morning. I knew there must be a good reason to live here!

Gee Shane, can't tell if it's the threats or the freezing temps making me shiver. I'll have to make sure Rosemarie snuggles close for the next few nights... Such hardship!

Quit yer whining.... You're alive aren't ya? You can thank Robin and nurse Hilda for that, that and Croc and I keeping your spirits up!

Hang on Croc.... Are talking about his Storker or nurse Hilda biting his ass?

I'm in your corner Shane, just trying to look after your best interests before Robin decides you and your hobby are more trouble than you're worth! Besides...would you trust that beast again after the way it bit you in the ass???

Croc Did you and I both miss Robin's ad to give away Shane's beast? From what I heard it reads: Free to anyone in need of a lobotomy. Has caused enough trouble in our home, time to move it on to the 1st caller. Ask for Robin, Shane does not get a vote of this family decision. Needs small repairs before it can resume it's widow maker role.

I guess any of those would be a better investment than ANOTHER ex-wife?

Croc Maybe we should pass the hat, take up a collection to power his gurney? Of course, 1st it would need a cage!

Ya hear that whine Shane.... Some guys can rationalize anything. But if we pulled any little thing we.would be vilified for life, stoned at the pillory! I tell ya Shane, life just ain't fair....

I'm snickering here Shane... I find it humorous that the 2 least likely to be looking for another car seem to be the 1st to complain when Dundee is slow with his sales post on Saturday. Thanks Croc!

Thanks Warren! Been busy dealing with out of town company so had not gotten to Skip's question.

You don't have to go that far Skip. The farthest east Canadian province, Newfoundland and Labrador, is 30 minutes off Atlantic time.

Has all this risk management talk scared off Dundee? Say it ain't so Croc.... Or can I read your weekly listings while watching the F1 race in a few hours?

Tom Does your bed rise higher than shown? If it lifts the height of the opening then you can effectively double the length of the ramp, cut the approach angle dramatically. Fabricate extention ramps the height off the ramp door, hinge them from the top to flip out when the ramp is down. A pair of jack stands to hold the ramp door up and you're in business. Not many of that style toy hauler are long enough for a Seven....lucky you!

Hurry up Croc, the patient is losing his patience!

Ah....so the shake in the driver came AFTER he realized he no longer had any semblance of control? Don't ya just hate it when you realize you're just along for the ride? Might as well sit back and relax, cross your arms and wait...no brakes, no steering, what's left to do???

Shane: Are you sure the shake wasn't in the driver???

I'm sure you will but I would specifically request you keep us all advised of your route. You would likely get some company or at least keen visitors!

Making this old fart smile... Tucked away in the back of my shop..... '74 850 Dunstall Norton Commando, just add fuel, a battery, kick and go. Not as ready, but there is also a '75 T160 Triumph Trident. So yup, I am familiar with the sounds of which you speak!

Seems tonight I fit right in with the tone of this thread... In spite of the fact that we still have snow up to "here" today was sunny, 1st day above freezing since early Dec. The temp actually almost touched 50! So, pushing the seasons as I do, shorts and short sleeve shirt today, starting my tan for our California trip for Easter. After supper Stormy and Rosemarie decided we needed to head out for ice cream. You guys woulda been proud: pulled on my snowmobile boots to drive them. They said my hairy legs made for a poor Daisy Duke! BTW... not all but most of what we drive has a pentastar on the grill, even our GMC Topkick motor home is pushed by a Cummins out of a Ram pickup! Thankfully Croc (or is he officially Dundee now?) and his cams were nowhere to be seen....

Shane Be sure to give us some notice so we can have popcorn ready for the screening. One of life's little ironies that here we are trying to make the class clown smile! Just in case you missed it I posted a joke for you that someone said suited your teenage life.....

My First Condom I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. Then she beat the shit out of me....

Skip Bet ya scared the crap out a the guy in the Porta-Potti!